jerkofficial:

jerkofficial:

lets play a game, guess what im eating

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unacted:

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

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tightvaginas:

if ur gonna be nice to me there is a 59382% chance im gonna like u

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